John Frankensteiner’s review published on Letterboxd:
"M. Night Shyamalan's best movie in years!"
-Critics everywhere pre-writing their Glass review as Shyamalan enters the Weezer portion of his career of continuous harkening back to a better reviewed time causing a perpetual "Best in years" critical reaction, just before the project is immediately forgotten and the next mediocre nostalgia fest garners the same lazy blurb for a hellish loop in perpetuity.
9 Jan, 2019
Critics angrily delete "M. Night Shyamalan's best movie in years!" to make "Glass half empty" pun instead. They immediately realize these pathetic five seconds of effort to correct an already phoned-in review are a microcosm of every bad decision that they ever made and that the fragility of life itself is the real Mr. Glass. The trilogy is not over for them.