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  • Titanic
  • Suspiria
  • Silent Hill
  • Elle

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  • The Boogeyman

    ★★½

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

  • Master Gardener

    ★★★★

  • The Little Mermaid

    ★★½

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  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman

    ★★½

    Has a few moments of inspiration, though it’s very front-loaded/featured in the trailer. The talented cast (Sophie Thatcher is a huge standout) and attractive direction has merit, but is simply too bland for a Stephen King adaptation in 2023, is never truly scary, and doesn’t do any favors for the “grief as horror” sub-genre that has become very tired. 

    That being said, the introduction shot to Chris Messina’s therapist dad with a salt-and-pepper beard and a thick-knit sweater almost made me involuntarily void my bowels.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    The shit that the animation team has pulled off with this is honestly on a completely different level than anything else ever done in the medium, including the first film which I already thought was doing that in spades, but somehow they outdid even themselves. 

    Not to mention the moral grey area that is built into the story that makes the overall narrative of this so much more engaging. 

    The final 20 minutes had me losing my goddamn mind.

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  • No Exit

    No Exit

    ★★★½

    No Exit feels like an R-rated mid-budget studio thriller straight out of 2006, and I totally mean that as a compliment. It’s very straightforward, but with every studio trying to reinvent the wheel or relying on franchises, this feels cyclically fresh. Havana Rose Liu is a star.

    I have a feeling it might be the last time we see 20th Century Studios, or any part of Disney doing anything like this for a while. It’s not game changing, but its a good goddamn time that starts and finishes a complete story in an efficient 90 minute window. I want more of this type of thing.

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★

    This is what happens when you scale things back and focus on making one good movie at a time, as opposed to building an overarching franchise universe. 

    What I would’ve given to have seen this on the biggest IMAX screen possible. Hulu, you will be dealt with.