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  • Blue Thunder

    ★★★★

  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • Female Prisoner Scorpion: Beast Stable

    ★★★★

  • Touch of Evil

    ★★★★★

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  • Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder

    ★★★★

    The kind of movie that makes you want to sit back in your old dusty recliner and drink a cup of damn fine coffee while watching this at 10:30 am on a Sunday morning*. A kind of a dads vibe thrill ride for old timers entertainment that is bouyed by some brilliant action setpieces in the back half and a stacked cast of your pa's favorite manly actors.

    *Yes I watched this on a Friday evening. Shut up I have no life lol.

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    Baz Lurhmann would never settle for a rote blandless biopic. Here we have something electrifying where Baz's flair is the perfect fit for a figure as mythological as Elvis. And he even finds a way to make Hank's demonic Colonel Parker work within the scope of this picture. A standard film would have been a disaster with that kind of role, but this is a superhero flick on steroids.

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    The Safdie brothers begin the masterpiece that marks the culmination of their careers with a dreamlike sequence, which takes you from the mines of Africa to Howard's ass, that only master filmmakers are capable of achieving. It creates this universal connection that can only be done through film and the fact that they get there through a cacophonous fury of screaming is such an impressive feat. Also, Adam Sandler delivers a performance with the power of a 1000 gods. What…

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    Definitive narrative conclusions are for bitches.