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  • Ishtar

    Ishtar

    ★★★★

    I've heard this film maligned my entire life--I think my introduction to it was on a Trival Pursuit for Juniors card as "the worst film"--and it doesn't quite earn that critique. Ebert was right in calling it "lumbering". It's about 20 minutes too long. It has plot holes (if the only people who know about Rogers & Clarke want them dead, how does word spread about them?), and the plot threads that are left in the final couple of scenes are…

  • Erik the Viking

    Erik the Viking

    ★★★★

    Okay, so this heartwarming movie about a bunch of Vikings that we all come to love by the end... it's still implied that they were raping women before the movie started.

    Love that dragon, though.

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  • Mystic Pizza

    Mystic Pizza

    ★★★

    I kept hoping that the secret ingredient in the pizza sauce would be the blood of men who had done them wrong, but no dice.

  • A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

    A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

    ½

    Imagine a world where every movie by Troma actually lived up to the promise of its title...

    This movie isn't from that world, it's from this one.