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  • Cool as Ice

    Cool as Ice

    I can't even begin to imagine having a big enough ego to star in a movie about myself where everybody that sees me damn near shits their pants in awe of how unbelievably cool I am on my motorbike.

    Somehow the cinematography in the scene where the mom is setting the dinner table was actually pretty good?

  • Nightmare Sisters

    Nightmare Sisters


    In the background of the three geek guys' frat house bedroom, someone had cut out a pair of bare breasts from one poster, and placed them on the chest of a Michael Jackson poster, making this quite possibly one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen.

    Richard Gabai actually wasn't annoying in this.

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  • Mystic Pizza

    Mystic Pizza


    I kept hoping that the secret ingredient in the pizza sauce would be the blood of men who had done them wrong, but no dice.

  • A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

    A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell


    Imagine a world where every movie by Troma actually lived up to the promise of its title...

    This movie isn't from that world, it's from this one.