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  • Top Line

    Top Line

    ★½

    I wish I could have seen the movie that everyone else is giving 3 or more stars to, the one I saw flatly refuses to be to about aliens until 75 minutes in.

    Given, a bad guy gets a firework right in the eye, and a naked chick vomits all over herself so she can turn into her alien form, but that makes a good 10 minutes, not a good movie.

  • Cemetery High

    Cemetery High

    ★★½

    The guy at 51:00 who jumps in to complain that the film is boring is a man after my own heart.

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  • Mystic Pizza

    Mystic Pizza

    ★★★

    I kept hoping that the secret ingredient in the pizza sauce would be the blood of men who had done them wrong, but no dice.

  • A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

    A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

    ½

    Imagine a world where every movie by Troma actually lived up to the promise of its title...

    This movie isn't from that world, it's from this one.