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  • Apocalypto

    Apocalypto

    ★★★★★

    Mel Gibson deeply respects the heritage of ᵃˡᵐᵒˢᵗ every culture.

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Very historically accurate. An Irishman tries to be British, and they hate him. He tries to be Prussian, and they hate him. He then tries to be French, and they hate him. So he tries to be British one last time and they hate him. So he goes to America and dies.

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  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    ★★★★★

    I would kill every living being on this planet to sing a shanty with a bunch of guys who would hang me with my own intestines if I said ‘I miss my mom’.


    Edit: I keep popping my blu ray in and rewatching in rotation like 3 or 4 sequences, and this movie has some of the tightest editing I’ve ever seen. MINOR SPOILER Me and my roommate were clowning the part when Blakely boards the ship but bro that…

  • Bad Lieutenant

    Bad Lieutenant

    ★★½

    The trivia section for this on IMDB is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read.


    Edit: Minus Keitel’s performance, this would be a light 1.5 stars