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  • Skyscraper

    Skyscraper

    ★★★

    it's like Die Hard...

    ...but in a building...

  • The First Purge

    The First Purge

    ½

    I somehow just got tricked into watching a 90 minute pilot for the Purge TV show, and holy fuck was it bad.

    Somehow these movies keep getting worse with every instalment, so seeing it downgraded onto the small screen with even less budget and production value is gonna be a sight to see.

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★★

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.