i had always avoided The Matrix Revolutions because of the reputation that preceded it. i was told that this and Reloaded were bad movies and only the first one was worth watching and you shouldn't waste your damn time.

wrong, i say, wrong those people were!

while Revolutions is absolutely the weakest film in the franchise (how the fuck do you even make a satisfying conclusion to this series?), i still found it to be extremely solid and, for me…

What.

What?

I don't get it.

So?

I don't get it.

At least give it a rating.

But I don't get it.

Was it good?

Yes.

Would you recommend it?

I don't know.

How does that work?

I don't know.

What?

What?

Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

I can't.

Why?

Because it's good.

Then what's the issue?

I don't know.

For fuck's sake.

I don't understand it. It confused me.

Just your plebian mind.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.…