• Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★

    better than the fuckin Oscars at least lmao

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★★

    i had always avoided The Matrix Revolutions because of the reputation that preceded it. i was told that this and Reloaded were bad movies and only the first one was worth watching and you shouldn't waste your damn time.

    wrong, i say, wrong those people were!

    while Revolutions is absolutely the weakest film in the franchise (how the fuck do you even make a satisfying conclusion to this series?), i still found it to be extremely solid and, for me…

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★★★★

    fun fact, i used to fucking hate this movie. my brother really hated it so i sort of felt i had to (it was probably more subconscious than that), and i never gave it a proper chance.

    in my quest to reevaluate everything ive ever disliked, rewatching The Matrix Reloaded was absolutely wonderful. i'm truly in love with the Wachowskis' brand of verbose philosophical dialogue, and i actually appreciated the dense, at times extremely confusing plot that you had to…

  • Skyscraper

    Skyscraper

    ★★★

    it's like Die Hard...

    ...but in a building...

  • The First Purge

    The First Purge

    I somehow just got tricked into watching a 90 minute pilot for the Purge TV show, and holy fuck was it bad.

    Somehow these movies keep getting worse with every instalment, so seeing it downgraded onto the small screen with even less budget and production value is gonna be a sight to see.

  • The Wounded Healer

    The Wounded Healer

    My latest short film is out!

    This is a much more low-key experience than my last few films, but I'm really proud of it.

    The Wounded Healer is an experimental meditation on religion, love, and the intersection of the two, accompanied by an excerpt of Lao Tzu's 'Tao and Wu Wei'.

    If you want to see the film, you can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1okrSwkQIEU&feature=youtu.be

    Please leave a review telling me what you think! Always looking for feedback!

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★½

    more like Infinity Bore...

    ...

    god this was fucking bad.

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    The Iron Giant was a beautifully done satire on the paranoia of 50s America and the Red Scare, and actively promoted a pacifist ideology. The titular character even says, "I am not a gun".

    In Ready Player One, the Iron Giant is turned into a gun. And nothing more.

    Ready Player One doesn't care what art has to say, it only cares what art looks like. It appropriates the art of others into a self-insert fan fiction that doesn't understand…

  • Mom and Dad

    Mom and Dad

    ★★★★

    this is unironically a better film than Annihilation lmao

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★½

    Is....is this it?

    This is the film that was deemed 'too intellectual' for mainstream audiences? Well, I hate to burst that bubble, but it really, really isn't. What Annihilation is, is an amibitious but flawed sci-fi tale that is told through a fairly conventional narrative.

    What makes Annihilation different is its concepts, visuals, and atmosphere, but even then I found these things pretty lacking. Some of the ideas are cool, no doubt, but they also have a real lack of…

  • Carol

    Carol

    ★★★★★

    sequel pitch:

    two and a half hours of carol and therese having brunch and staring lovingly at each other.

    if you say you wouldnt watch this youre either heartless or a liar.

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    ★★★

    idk it was on in my house while I was stoned

    didnt see all of it but enough to remember that it thought it was aight