• Downton Abbey: A New Era

    Downton Abbey: A New Era


  • Downton Abbey

    Downton Abbey

    Idk how to give this a star rating, because I have become obsessed. Downton's plotlines could collapse like a soufflé but as long as Maggie Smith is there to shoot some withering looks and somebody cham gets a shot at romance, I'm good.

  • Belfast



    What I'd heard about Belfast was that it's excessively sentimental, features a terrible accent by Judi Dench, and despite its shortcomings it makes people from Belfast cry. All of this is true, I think I cried twice.

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story


    there were a lot of concerns about authentic representation in this film but it had a Northern Irish guy selling a gun so I got my quota

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What the fuck did we torrent the wrong fucking thing? Why has this entire website lost its mind over this film?? Okay it looks nice, I'll give it that, but that's about it. There were some moments in maybe the first half that looked like they could turn into something interesting but then went nowhere. There's a nameless narrator who turns up once in a blue moon just when you've forgotten she exists because the bulk of the story advances…

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity

    Finally found proof that I have indeed watched this, except it turns out I skipped the last ten minutes because I found the main character so spectacularly unsympathetic that I entirely lost interest.

  • mother!



    I wasn't on Jennifer Lawrence's side this much in the Hunger Games.

  • The Island

    The Island


    Never heard of this before, found it while seeking escapism on Netplix. Interesting enough to keep me watching, although I glazed during the fight/chase scenes. The Matrix meets 3% but less gritty of course. Ewan McGregor's attempts to maintain an American accent were captivating.

  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter


    Dragged a little towards the end, and the ending could have used a bit more oomph, but overall? Really into this, did not know where it was going, and Olivia Colman was just 🔥 ofc

  • Magic Mike

    Magic Mike


    Watched this whole thing unaware that Magic Mike XXL is a separate film. Anyway it might work on a double bill with The Florida Project??

  • Landscapers



    I wasn't sure if I was into the experimental style at first, but it really grew on me. Such a fascinating story, fantastic performances and a creative way of portraying it.

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections


    Okay some of it was cheesy but overall I liked what they did with it. Long action scenes still make me glaze though.