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  • Green Room

    Green Room


    Wow, Kristen Stewart has really grown as an actress. She is amazing as the Nazi leader in this, practically unrecognizable. She's come a long way since her Twilight days.

  • The Interview

    The Interview


    I don't wish to get political, and turn this nice part of Letterboxd into an insultathon and blockfest, but I question North Korean government orthodoxy that a god doesn't have a butthole. I subscribe to the view that in fact gods do have them, but they are godly buttholes that outshine the regular kind (to make clear, I mean one butthole per god). This was a great film for teaching me about international world events, and especially the butthole thing which I'll be using as my centerpiece conversational tidbit for the next two weeks.

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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    Advisory: Contains violence, comedic touches, 80s hair, blatant product placement, close ups, swears, tits, ass, booze, drug taking, candy bar theft, foreign accents, guns, explosives, military hardware, a giant teddy bear, cigarette smoking, and Bruce Willis.

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette


    You peasants may not believe me, but in a previous life I was a French aristocrat living alongside the people depicted in this film, and I can tell you now that Sofia Coppola has totally hit the nail on the head with the authenticity of that glorious time. I'm left with my memories, most of them fond. The only downside was the persistent beheading of my friends and, eventually, of me.