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  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    A thoroughly offensive film, and for those with garden-variety sensibilities I don't recommend watching it (not even for judgment on whether it's a "good" bad film - it isn't). Which brings my mind around to a recent happening. My review of "The Butler", having graced the site for months, was removed without discussion or warning by a shadowy person with the moniker "A moderator", apparently for suggesting that Oprah has been known to go up and down in her weight…

  • The Bad Batch

    The Bad Batch

    This is like watching a round of golf, in slow motion, without the golf.

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  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can


    Five stars. Do you concur?

  • Interstellar


    Holy hell this is bad. It's like a moron schooled an imbecile in "space stuff" (wormholes! 5 dimensions! um yeh, space stuff!), making sure to add Hollywood-engendered emotional bullet points, and with a ridiculous "Earth (ie, small-town America) can only grow corn and there's lots of dust" backstory thrown in for good measure. The music consists of two notes played over and over by a delinquent hamster. The ending is trash, varying between nonsense and sentimentality - but really this…