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  • Air Force One

    Air Force One

    ★★

    I love true stories.

  • Fatal Attraction

    Fatal Attraction

    ★★★★

    Anne Archer is one fine piece of derriere. Which begs the question, instead of an affair, couldn't her husband in this (Michael Douglas) have just spiced things up a little? He could've suggested some roleplays maybe (off the top of my head: cheerleader has no money to pay for car repair, pool guy resists arrest, horny wife interrupts tax audit), or offered to tie her to the bed, or got her a French maid's outfit for wearing around the house. Would have saved himself a lot of trouble.

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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★★

    Advisory: Contains violence, comedic touches, 80s hair, blatant product placement, close ups, swears, tits, ass, booze, drug taking, candy bar theft, foreign accents, guns, explosives, military hardware, a giant teddy bear, cigarette smoking, and Bruce Willis.

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette

    ★★★★★

    You peasants may not believe me, but in a previous life I was a French aristocrat living alongside the people depicted in this film, and I can tell you now that Sofia Coppola has totally hit the nail on the head with the authenticity of that glorious time. I'm left with my memories, most of them fond. The only downside was the persistent beheading of my friends and, eventually, of me.