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  • The Hollow Point

    The Hollow Point 2016

    Helen

    ★★½ Watched by Helen 26 Jan 2023 1

    I will watch anything for Daddy Wilson.

  • Portrait of God

    Portrait of God 2022

    GordoFlower

    ★★★½ Watched by GordoFlower 25 Jan 2023

    I just feel like if you're gonna do horror about the abstract and unimaginable, then showing that thing robs it of impact.

  • Tales from the Gimli Hospital

    Tales from the Gimli Hospital 1988

    Bryce Iwaschuk

    ★★★½ Watched by Bryce Iwaschuk 27 Jan 2023

    I regret to inform you all that Guy Maddin is very much my shit.

  • Straw Dogs

    Straw Dogs 1971

    kaadhuma

    ★★★ Watched by kaadhuma 28 Jan 2023

    The only good thing about the film is the brilliant Dustin Hoffman. His portrayal of a nerdy Mathematician turning into a mad, mad man because he didn't want violence against his house can sound very funny on paper and I am sure it would have on screen as well, if not for Hoffman's acting. He almost made the film bearable. This is my first Peckinpah but I really didn't get the hype around him at all. I wish I could see this differently.

  • Luck

    Luck 2022

    B E R T

    ★★★ Watched by B E R T 28 Jan 2023

    Absolutely adorable. The leprechauns especially were so damn cute. A nice little animated film with an excellent lead character, so relatable, and a great black cat sidekick delivering the laughs.

  • Bicycle Thieves

    Bicycle Thieves 1948

    Mihael

    ★★★★ Watched by Mihael 26 Jan 2023

    I did not expect that there would be adventures here, but serious ones, through which we come across various life guides, values and everything else that goes with an inspiring story.

    This is really a great drama full of adventures of a father and son, who are in search of their stolen bicycle, and through their endeavor in trying to find the bicycle, we come across many life lessons that this film teaches us and thus gives us a deeper…

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN 2022

    Ash

    ★★★★ Watched by Ash 14 Jan 2023 5

    🤖 • 🐕 • 💻 • 🍕 • 🎹 • 🪓 • 🚘 • 📱 • 💀

    {𝙼𝟹𝙶𝙰𝙽} 𝙽𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖.

    𝕊ℍ𝔼’𝕊 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔸ℕ 𝔸 𝕋𝕆𝕐. 𝕊ℍ𝔼’𝕊 𝔽𝔸𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕐.

    𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐲-𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞/𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐬…

  • L.A. Confidential

    L.A. Confidential 1997

    ShannonH

    ★★★★½ Watched by ShannonH 07 Jan 2023

    Eskimo brothers fight police corruption with immoral policing. Fantastic.

  • The Sword and the Sorcerer

    The Sword and the Sorcerer 1982

    ShannonH

    ★★★ Watched by ShannonH 07 Jan 2023

    This movie has neither The Sword nor The Sorcerer for most of it. It’s also dumb. But it does have some quality choreography, and some cool physical effects.

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow 2014

    Eli Hauser

    ★★★★★ Rewatched by Eli Hauser 05 Jan 2023

    one of my favorite movies

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

    diet coke with ice

    ★★★ Watched by diet coke with ice 29 Dec 2022

    in hindsight, i should’ve eaten the edible.

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life 1946

    Andy Summers

    ★★★★ Watched by Andy Summers 31 Dec 2022 10

    You know those classics that every year you insist that you'll finally get around to watching? Well Frank Capra's It's a Wonderful Life had been on my Watchlist longer than I've had my big grey beard, and after ticking White Christmas off my list last year, my obvious Yuletide blindspots are diminishing with every passing year. Capra's film has been another of those films that has been all over the UK Christmas television schedules yet again this year, something which…

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