Jessica Johnson

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Favorite films

  • In Bruges
  • The Artist
  • Midnight in Paris
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

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  • Riddick

  • The Chronicles of Riddick

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

  • Wish

    ★★★½

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  • Wish

    Wish

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    They said it was an origin story about the wishing star. 

    WE WOULD HAVE BEEN WAY MORE HYPED IF THEY LED WITH THE FACT THAT ITS AN ORIGIN STORY FOR THE MAGIC MIRROR TOO!!

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    …how do I search if the Paul Giamatti eye thing is real without feeling bad about asking…

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  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★★

    I’m going to be that guy at every party, telling people “Yeah, but did you see West Side Story?? Did you see how they characterized and utilized the colors red and blue as a storytelling technique? See the entire film is told in primary colors…”

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’m so conflicted on how I feel. On the one hand, another grade A solid McQuarrie action flick. His entries in this franchise are by far my favorite— and that’s saying a lot, because I don’t think there’s a bad one among them. Also, stay for the meta F9-reminiscent moment where two characters ponder why Ethan is ALWAYS rogue 😂

    Ilsa is my problem. And I knew it would be my problem: 1) My favorite characters ALWAYS die, and 2)…