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  • Poltergeist

    Poltergeist

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if my house had a portal that stole my daughter, once i got her back i would simply move out, not stay another night. i mean rip to this family but i’m different.

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★½

    anya taylor-joy is really that witch holy shit

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    i’m fucking yelling WHO put the picture of chris nolan as the poster this is hilarious


    edit// they updated the poster this is so sad

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    the way adam driver says “ghouls” radiates strong shane madej from buzzfeed unsolved energy