The 355

The 355 ★½

Do you know how difficult it is to make a movie about a team of hot actresses doing spy shit and leave me entirely bored? It’s like shooting at fish in a barrel with buckshot and somehow they all swim unscathed. I’ve seen reviews comparing this to the c-level thrillers of the 90s, but at least those movies would get their trashy kicks with the material. Antiseptic in both appearance and demeanor, incompetent on pretty much every level. Send Kinberg back to the minors, this time working in concessions.

I thought Sebastian Stan was Richard Madden the entire time, until the credits informed me otherwise. That’s not the movie’s fault but at this point they might as well take the blame for that too.

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