JJ๐Ÿƒ

โ€œHow long have we been on this rock? Five weeks? ย Two days? Where are we?โ€

Favorite films

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • The Social Network
  • The Florida Project
  • Inside Llewyn Davis

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  • The Sparks Brothers

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  • The Prestige

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  • Wind River

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  • Made You Look: A True Story About Fake Art

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  • The Sparks Brothers

    The Sparks Brothers

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    My favorite part about this is that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost did the voices for the John Lennon and Ringo Starr bit.

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

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    I'll just say it, Nolan is the best working director at crafting a movie, not a film, but a movie.

    Iโ€™m not saying he is the best director, because it is stupid and impossible to rank artists that have so many differences and give us different but equally powerful ย and emotional films.
    Iโ€™m also not saying he makes the best movies, because that is extremely subjective in many ways, but he is the best at putting all the pieces togetherโ€ฆ

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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

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    No, just fucking no. This movie sucks and infuriates me so much.

    Letโ€™s get some obvious points out of the way before I can deep dive in the shitload that is this movie.

    The movie is generic as fuck, cinematography is okay, editing is okay, score is okay, the acting is okay. Actually Rosamund Pikeโ€™s performance is the most competent thing about this movie and the fact that she stars in it may be the reason people are drawn intoโ€ฆ

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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    Okayย Sony Pictures Animationย after Spiderverse and this gem of a movie,ย you are now oficially forgiven for The Emoji Movie.