Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Aftersun
  • American Beauty

Recent activity

  • The Machinist


  • Swordfish


  • The Tournament


  • Southland Tales


Recent reviews

  • The Machinist

    The Machinist


    Normally, I don’t even drink.”

    “How about abnormally”?

    Christian Bale losing 60 fucking pounds appearing as a gaunt, broken man delivering a tour de force, then not even getting an Oscar nod. What gives? 

    Also, I love you, Jennifer Jason Leigh.

  • Swordfish



    Travolta forces Hugh Jackman to hack a computer while getting a blowjob with a pistol pointed at his head all under 60 seconds, and I don’t think that is the most ridiculous scene in this movie. Halle Berry is absolutely stunning though!

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    Being a staunch supporter of the original trilogy, and negating the next two live action franchises following Tobey Maguire’s Spider Man. I admittedly went into this film with high expectations, as well as hesitation, but I will admit I was wrong.

    Into the Spiderverse is the quintessential comic book film as it makes the artwork flow on the screen in a mesmerizing fashion. The visual effects and art design are next level, and they flow on the screen smoothly and…

  • The Covenant

    The Covenant


    “There’s a hook in me; pulling at me. You can’t see it, but it’s there.”

    Guy Ritchie delivers an exceptionally well-made war film that takes place during the American’s campaign in Afghanistan post 9/11. 

    Absolutely stunning cinematography and a touching score made the chills come in droves, and even some tears towards the back-half of the film as we experience a realistic, gritty depiction of war, brotherhood, and unlikely friendships. 

    The pacing is perfect with the suspense being dialed up…