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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    anytime someone criticizes this movie all i hear is:

    critic: it's not chic.

    me: Chic? Oh, don’t you start using that filthy little word. Chic! Whoever invented that ought to be spanked in public. I don’t even know what that word means! What is that word? Fucking chic! They should be hung, drawn, and quartered. Fucking chic.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    i think i might actually come out to my parents because of this film

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    i will literally fight anyone who says this is not david fincher's greatest masterpiece. i mean, excuse me?

    "sorry, my prada's at the cleaners. along with my hoodie and my fuck-you-flip-flops, you pretentious asshole."

    u will never write anything as heartbreaking as poor mr. jess eyesburger getting a PHYSICAL note that say "u dick" like its a fucking AOL chat message. and then he just straight up dips from class and when he gets called out by the professor he…

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya

    ★★★★½

    SHE JUST WANTS US TO KNOW SHE'S A GOOD MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!