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  • House



    find yourself a cute japanese girl who can protect you from evil spirits with her acute mastery of kung fu

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale


    if you like infinity war more than this then you’re officially bad at movie

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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    Lady Bird: i have an "oscar"

    The Academy: were you awarded that?

    Lady Bird: yeah

    The Academy: why is it in quotes?

    Lady Bird: i awarded it to myself. it was awarded to me by me

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    when three of your meta jokes are pointing out how bad the writing of your movie is... i don’t have a punch line for this yet but it’s not like they put in the effort so why should i