RSS feed for jeffrey

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Inherent Vice

    Inherent Vice

    ★★★★★

    my most controversial opinion is that i think this is better than Gone Girl

  • Thoroughbreds

    Thoroughbreds

    ★★★★½

    me watching The Witch: who is this offbrand elle fanning???

    me watching Thoroughbreds: JUST WAIT UNTIL ANYA STARTS GETTING THOSE MEATY OSCAR ROLES IT IS OVER FOR ELLE AND HER PROBLEMATIC CAREER CHOICES

Popular reviews

More
  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    Lady Bird: i have an "oscar"

    The Academy: were you awarded that?

    Lady Bird: yeah

    The Academy: why is it in quotes?

    Lady Bird: i awarded it to myself. it was awarded to me by me

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★★

    two supporting actor nominations.

    but none for stuhlbarg.

    how come academy?