Favorite films

  • The Jerk
  • Wet Hot American Summer
  • The King of Comedy
  • Waiting for Guffman

Recent activity

  • Point Break


  • Spy


  • Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special


  • Nerve


Recent reviews

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    i can't decide if i liked this movie or not. it was either incredibly tense and striking or eye roll-worthy. i'll decide later, i guess.

    if i liked it it's because the casting was perfect and it was visually gorgeous. it was tense and dramatic and definitely felt sure of itself. if i didn't like it it's because i absolutely hate period dialogue and there was that weird scene where the weird 17th century teenage boy kept staring at his…

  • Limbo



    jon benjamin is great as always. i like the idea of natasha leggero as the devil.

    this was the rare occasion where this would make a better feature than a short.

Popular reviews

  • Welcome to the Dollhouse

    Welcome to the Dollhouse


    Brandon, I don't mean to be a cunt.

  • Hell House

    Hell House


    Despite considering myself an atheist, I frequently seem to find myself acting as the religious apologist among my friends. I may not believe in God, but I believe people are entitled to their own beliefs and that for the most part religious people are a lot less evil and stupid than atheists like to paint them. More than that, I think atheists painting religious people that way is probably the biggest reason they have trouble "converting" anyone. You catch more…