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  • The Police Are Blundering in the Dark

    The Police Are Blundering in the Dark


    The police may be blundering in the dark but that topless woman is eating a sandwich with the lights on.

  • Body Heat

    Body Heat


    I'm really happy that the dude credited with writing "Luke, I am your father." also wrote "Hey lady, ya wanna fuck?"

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  • Rumble Fish

    Rumble Fish


    Arguably still the most well shot teen movie ever made and a perfect ACAB primer for the youth

  • Boss Level

    Boss Level


    "Groundhog Day meets Gamer" reads like it should be fun, but this is more bullshit macho posturing from Joe Carnahan that picks up where the obnoxious Stretch left off and gets thrills from having Frank Grillo take cheap shots at Liam Neeson and gives Mel Gibson a chance to be casually racist towards Asians and start sentences with "fucking liberals" - so, exactly what you'd expect

    Extra half star for Michelle Yeoh (who deserves so much better) and some decent swordplay sequences

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  • The Square

    The Square


    Much better than The Circle.

  • The Invention of Lying

    The Invention of Lying

    "If you could do anything, what would you do?"

    "Grab women's boobs" - Louis C.K.

    Well, this aged well.