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  • eXistenZ



    "I'm very worried about my body."

    No truer line spoken in a Cronenberg script.

  • Body Heat

    Body Heat


    I'm really happy that the dude credited with writing "Luke, I am your father." also wrote "Hey lady, ya wanna fuck?"

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  • Grave Robbers

    Grave Robbers


    The second film from Rubén Galindo Jr. I've watched recently (following Cemetery of Terror) that involves a bunch of dumb kids fucking around in a graveyard and bringing back from the dead some crazed satanist. This time, the newly undead guy is a lumbering creature with a battle axe who wants to impregnate a nubile woman to birth the antichrist, because of course!

    Full of legitimately amazing gore - that axe is put to good use! - a hard to…

  • Heroes Shed No Tears

    Heroes Shed No Tears


    Both Woo's most efficient and brutal film, running a scant 88 minutes with someone (or everyone) shooting for maybe 87 of those. The men on a mission narrative is skeletal at best, basically an excuse for staging numerous shoot outs, scenes of torture and (some pretty hairy looking) explosions. I'm pretty sure we see a number of humans literally defy death while watching this. It's not without zany charms though, most notably the soapy (as in soap suds, not soap…

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  • The Square

    The Square


    Much better than The Circle.

  • The Invention of Lying

    The Invention of Lying

    "If you could do anything, what would you do?"

    "Grab women's boobs" - Louis C.K.

    Well, this aged well.