DIY 16mm regional slasher that benefits from an abundance of sincerity and commitment but is unfortunately burdened by a 114 minute runtime - some imminently quotable dialogue in here though that's just begging to be discovered and made a theatrical rep staple at a venue like Spectacle, case in point:

"Heads on the coffee table, body parts all over the bedroom, some silly son of a bitch swinging a sword around. What's it gonna take, a sword up the ass before you believe me?"