Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Columbus
  • Green Room

Recent activity

  • Prey


  • Michael Clayton


  • Thor: Love and Thunder


  • Nope


Recent reviews

  • Mad God

    Mad God


    Totally incoherent plotwise, at least on a first viewing, but I adored how grimy the world was. It's completely caked in blood, shit, and a wide range of viscera and it all looks fucking gorgeous. The body horror is immaculate, the animation is impeccable. Self-indulgent to be sure but in the best way imaginable.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    Genuinely not trying to be a contrarian here but I just for the life of me don't understand the things I've read about this movie now that I've seen it. You have to hand it to Cruise and his devotion both to the theater and doing stunts practically--all the actual flight scenes look great. But I dunno, I was never excited by anything. Cruise is a fine enough actor but he's never struck me as a particularly charismatic star and…

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    The last thing I needed today was to see a terrible Star Wars movie. Abrams is a fucking hack.

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah Republicans are the real victims waaaaaaaaaaaaaah not wanting to have Republican friends is the same as not understanding the perspective of your romantic partner waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    Whoever wrote this has a bonkers persecution complex, I was legitimately kind of enjoying myself until it goes on a wild tangent about pulling yourself up by your boot straps and how Republicans don't feel comfortable outing themselves as Republicans. Spoiler alert: Republicans are fascists and should be TERRIFIED to out themselves.

    Gaaah it…