• The Untouchables

    The Untouchables

    ★★★★½

    Great performances by all.

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★½

    Not my favorite Baz, but I was entertained.
    Poor Elvis :-/

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★

    Bane I dig the voice.

    A good conclusion to Batman's journey.

    I enjoyed the little Robin twist at the end, it was fun. but whos going to show him around if Alfred is on holiday?

    Also Fernet Branca is gross, sorry Alfred.

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★½

    HEATH! Why'd you leave us.

    The best of the Bale series.
    Heath brings it all to a new level, he's amazing.
    The bank robbery scene in the beginning, made with Heat in mind. Glorious

    Dent, I enjoyed. But that CGI face, come on guys. It's a 500 million dollar movie, we couldn't toss a little cash at some practical effects.

    Caine still killing it.

  • Batman Begins

    Batman Begins

    ★★★½

    Bale also a bad Batman voice.
    I like Keaton as Wayne, but I like Bale as Batman

    Not a scarecrow fan, kind of lame.

    Caine by far the best Alfred, He's all heart.

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    ★½

    Worst of the 90s Batmen.

    George...George, come on. Were you acting because I'm pretty sure you weren't.

    No difference in voice between Bruce and Batman, all George. And even with this, Val still has the worst Batman voice.

    Robin stop being a bitch, you're living in a mansion with a butler cleaning up your shit, and I'm sure you're getting some folding money to walk around with. Chill out.

    Uma killin it.
    Arnie keep up the good work

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever

    ★★

    Val, big drop off. #NotMyBruce

    Tommy fine
    Jim alright
    Kidman, who cares
    Chris, go back to the circus
    Drew I never knew you were there, but I loved seeing you.

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★½

    I think on this viewing it may have climbed right above #1, I didn't expect it to happen, I never preferred this one, but here we are. Pfeiffer never been sexier, DeVito never been creeper. Amazing costumes and sets.

    But I don't like that they keep killing off villains. Joker DEAD Penguin DEAD

  • Batman

    Batman

    ★★★★

    "You wanna get nuts! Let's get nuts"!

    Love Keaton, I think he has the best batman voice. Hopefully we'll see him again soon.

    But is Jack my Number 1 guy?

  • The Godfather: Part II

    The Godfather: Part II

    ★★★★½

    It’s official, part one is my favorite.  I’ve always enjoyed the start of a journey over the middle of one.

  • Child 44

    Child 44

    Very lightly based on the same serial killer as Citizen X, but damn what a difference.

    If you're looking for a serial killer movie go elsewhere. This is more about how Hardy and his partner are possibly spies being kicked around by the Soviet Government. Maybe 15 minutes of the entire movie are about the serial killer and catching this killer which is wrapped up pretty much in the last 10 minutes with 0 excitement.

  • Citizen X

    Citizen X

    ★★★

    Classic 90's HBO special.

    An ok police procedural set in 80's Soviet Russia. Donald always a pleasure.

    Ill stick this in the middle of the average true serial killer movies.