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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Master
  • The Godfather
  • High and Low

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  • Noroi: The Curse

    ★★★½

  • Suspiria

    ★★★★

  • The Hourglass Sanatorium

    ★★½

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Pretty awful. In a better movie, I’d actually find the weird Illuminati stuff a super interesting and enjoyably weird direction to go in. But here it just feels like a distraction from how bad it’s been elsewhere. 

    Ol’ Matthew is fine in it, Renee is sometimes entertaining and sometimes really bad. And I really don’t know what to think about Leatherface at this point.

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★½

    Literally nobody in this spoke English. Is that what’s supposed to have been funny?

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★½

    I hate himbo Thor, I hate Volume technology, I hate making every god the exact same brand of dumb, I hate rushing through scenes of dialogue a mile a minute. I LOVE Christian Bale and he’s incapable of doing any wrong onscreen

    It cannot be overstated how much I miss Branagh and the vibe of Thor 1. I love that movie so much and wish Thor got to be to Branagh what Cap was to the Russo’s.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★½

    One of the greatest action films of the last several years with one of the most truly thrilling final acts ever. On top of that, the central drama, while simple, works super well. Cruise and Teller are fantastic and supported by a great ensemble. Walks that perfect line between new and old, not deifying Maverick, but not shying away from celebrating him and his heroism either. Legitimately great, all around