The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Pretty awful. In a better movie, I’d actually find the weird Illuminati stuff a super interesting and enjoyably weird direction to go in. But here it just feels like a distraction from how bad it’s been elsewhere. 

Ol’ Matthew is fine in it, Renee is sometimes entertaining and sometimes really bad. And I really don’t know what to think about Leatherface at this point.

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