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  • Hamilton



    Wow I really learned nothing about history in school. It’s kinda like Cats (characters constantly introducing themselves for the first act). 
    I don’t think I could’ve watched this in a theater because I need subtitles. I picture Lin Manuel doing a mountain of coke and writing this in one night in a college dorm room..... also he’s absolutely the worst part of this show.

  • Some Like It Hot

    Some Like It Hot


    Osgood... Yes.... gay rights! Consider my wig literally FLEW.

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  • Joker



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So poorly and written but so well acted that I guess it kinda made it ok?I deffo gasped a lot, MOUTH AGAPE, but can’t decide if that makes something a good film. Music was SO bad and all over the place. Pick an era / struggle!!!!
    Tag urself I’m “zorro the gay blade” - how embarrassing for THAT to be the final play you see before you get murdered @thomas wayne
    I have a theory that the whole thing was shot in black and white and they colored it in post.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Literally thank GOSH I read all the bad reviews before seeing this bc my expectations were on the floor. Was this fun? Yah! Was it good? Medium! Do I ever have to see it again? Nah! 

    And as someone who enjoyed TLJ, I can fully admit that it’s TLJ’s fault that this has so many issues. That and Carrie Fisher (may she Rest In Peace) really put this movie (decidedly not a film) between a rock and hard place.