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  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy


    Two introductory slates aside, this is acting as catharsis while Noah Jupe gets the lion's share of the part of Shia and Lucas Hedges internalizes everything else.

    Whiffs it with the final sequence as I doubt anyone had a good idea for an ending in mind but hey write what you know.

  • Ford v Ferrari

    Ford v Ferrari



    Lots of intense car-building action followed by the appropriate amount of "corporate just DOESN'T UNDERSTAND" as Josh Lucas gleefully rubs his hands together to let everyone know how to prostrate before the throne of Ford.

    Mangold does his best with a mix of CG and (one assumes) practical stunt work but it still speaks wonders as Bale walks off into a race track and clips through a light that 3:10 to Yuma was mostly practical.

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    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction


    -Optimus Prime, 2014

    -Optimus Prime, 2011

    -Optimus Prime, 2009

    "We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all."
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