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Green Flag Films To Discuss On Your First Date

15 films

Films to bring up if you had a Fight Club poster in college and/or drank at the Tyler Durden theme…

  • Batman Forever
  • Batman & Robin
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Ghoulish Listicle Someone Will Have To Write At An Entertainment Site One Day

5 films

For reference.

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  • The Marksman
  • Honest Thief
  • The Commuter
  • Widows
  • Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House

Liam Neeson is the Titular...

15 films

Films in which Liam Neeson is the titular character.

  • Next of Kin
  • Batman Begins
  • The Marksman
  • The King of Staten Island
  • The Jesus Rolls

Films Where Pete Davidson's Character's Parent Dies and He Learns To Be An Adult Thanks To Two Men Who Help Him Become An Adult and Get Laid

2 films

Forgot to add to the title "And if those same two men also got the parent killed before and feel…

  • An Elephant Sitting Still
  • Long Day's Journey Into Night
  • Her Smell
  • Climax
  • Aquarela

Idiot's Best of 2019

18 films

Here’s to another goddamn new year. 

1-10 are ranked. 11-16 are honorable mentions and I still think The Dead Don’t…

  • Enter the Void
  • Four Lions
  • A Serbian Film
  • Red White & Blue
  • The Killer Inside Me

Idiot's Best of 2009

12 films

Again another hold over from Mubi I forgot about where I advocated for "Ninja vs. Alien" in the notes but…

  • The Limits of Control
  • Harmony and Me
  • Stingray Sam
  • Sweetgrass
  • A Room and a Half

Idiot's Best of 2010

10 films

Forgot this was over on Mubi. Let's see what I was wrong about in 2010

  • Bisbee '17
  • Caniba
  • First Reformed
  • Have a Nice Day
  • Oh Lucy!

Idiot's Best of 2018

23 films

2018 so far

Initial list: Oh Lucy, Have a Nice Day, The Road Movie, Annihilation, Golden Exits, Thorogughbreds (lower 4),…

  • McQueen
  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?
  • Brimstone & Glory
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Man on Wire

Films With "Fish Beach"

7 films

Features/trailers that, at some point, feature Michael Nyman's "Fish Beach"

edit 8/26: I'm a complete idiot<?a> who lost his ear…

  • Brigsby Bear
  • Behemoth
  • Marjorie Prime
  • Abacus: Small Enough to Jail
  • Rat Film

Idiot's Best of 2017

39 films

1-10 ordered.

11-?? no order, generally enjoyed. Includes some not technically eligible for a best of 2017.

  • Happy Hour
  • Certain Women
  • Kate Plays Christine
  • Moonlight
  • Henry Gamble's Birthday Party

Idiot's Best Films of 2016 or Harambe Trump Etc Whatever and Ever Amen

20 films

12/7: Finalized top nine. Shin Godzilla and KoC wrestle inside of me.

12/2: I can't believe I forgot Henry Gamble,…