pft, who needs therapy when you can yell the entire script at your television and feel the same relief

good to know we waited 6 years for fincher to make a hollow biopic about another white guy. was the cinematography stunning? yes. did the score slap? of course. were amanda seyfried, tuppence middleton, and lily collins beautiful to look at? absolutely. but none of that really helps the fact that i was bored the entire time

literally every single character in this film deserved better

my favourite superhero origin story

excuse me as i curl up into a ball and weep because christian bale is the most beautiful boy in the entire world