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  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★½

    A good slasher flick until the last shot.

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason

    ★★★

    The acting and dialogue are some of the worst both these franchises have seen, but that fight was really f@#$ing awesome.

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  • Dark Dungeons

    Dark Dungeons

    Thank you JonTron for bringing this to light and giving my friends and I something to roast.

    Movie still sucks.

  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ★½

    Did I expect anything good with this? No. I expected a fun time that was a pure guilty pleasure. But, man. They just did not give a shit with this one. It's edited and paced just like a movie trailer. The "plot" is delivered inconceivably fast on top of making an effort to ignore the previous movies. There are moments that are awkward, moments that are painfully forced in trying to be epic, but then there are moments of pure…