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  • Ocean's 8

    Ocean's 8


    So... if this takes place after Ocean's 13, then why did they name this one 8? Just so they can promise three movies? That's kind of weak.
    What happens when they want to make a fourth with these characters? Do they name that 14? Will they go back to 5? Or are they saving that for the subseries that focuses on Danny Ocean's fourth cousin fourteen times removed? What if they stop mid-series? That'll look weird on my Blu-Ray shelf.…

  • Hereditary



    If I didn't know any better, I would say Hideo Kojima was somehow involved with this.

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  • Insidious: The Last Key

    Insidious: The Last Key


    You either die a horror trilogy, or you live long enough to see yourself be released in January.

  • Dark Dungeons

    Dark Dungeons

    Thank you JonTron for bringing this to light and giving my friends and I something to roast.

    Movie still sucks.