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  • The Nest

    The Nest

    ★★

    It was better when our stream audio was out of sync.

  • The Boss Baby

    The Boss Baby

    ★★½

    Was at Walmart today for an hour getting school supplies and looking through the music and blu-ray section while the TVs played this in the background. Im logging it because when the hell am I ever gonna see this again? Never. Seemed cute and had some funny lines. Harmless kids fluff.

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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ★½

    Did I expect anything good with this? No. I expected a fun time that was a pure guilty pleasure. But, man. They just did not give a shit with this one. It's edited and paced just like a movie trailer. The "plot" is delivered inconceivably fast on top of making an effort to ignore the previous movies. There are moments that are awkward, moments that are painfully forced in trying to be epic, but then there are moments of pure…

  • Dark Dungeons

    Dark Dungeons

    Thank you JonTron for bringing this to light and giving my friends and I something to roast.

    Movie still sucks.