Joel Zammit

A handsome but not a clever man. Sometimes watches film. Occasionally has opinions. Often they are bad.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    JJ Abrams is very good at making a film in the style of another and this was a fine rendition of Return of the Jedi. In a word, this film was very, very safe.

    There’s a lot about this film I liked;
    that slug boy on the falcon
    Palpy has started a podcast
    The knowledge that Palpy fucks
    Jars full of Snokes
    Richard E Grant
    Oscar Issac’s face
    Carrie Fisher’s send off
    Everyone’s clear lack of care to C3PO’s “dying”…

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★★

    Had a great time, a lot of heart, kept me in my seat even when I had a minor panic thinking I’d left something on that could have burned down the house.

    House is fine, 5 stars for that too.