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  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home


    In the Star Trek film franchise...

    Star Trek (2009) is the most emotionally satisfying.

    Wrath of Khan is the most successfully dramatic.

    The Voyage Home is the most fun.

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter


    I know nothing about the video game or anything about the tease at the end, but it seemed like instead of ending the movie abruptly and teasing a sequel, they could’ve just spent another fifteen minutes and wrapped it up.

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  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders


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    That joke I’d say…

  • Twister



    Just watched this on USA Network.

    I loved this movie as a kid as I was and still am both completely fascinated and terrified by tornadoes even though I live in an area that might get a handful a year and those that do hit are generally extremely weak. I’ve seen Twister multiple times. Today was the first time I noticed...(and I’m sure there are think-pieces on this already)

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