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  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    ★★★★★

    In the Star Trek film franchise...

    Star Trek (2009) is the most emotionally satisfying.

    Wrath of Khan is the most successfully dramatic.

    The Voyage Home is the most fun.

  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    ★★½

    I know nothing about the video game or anything about the tease at the end, but it seemed like instead of ending the movie abruptly and teasing a sequel, they could’ve just spent another fifteen minutes and wrapped it up.

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  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders

    ★½

    Here’s the problem. The movie’s biggest laugh doesn’t come when the puppets are acting risqué (the movie’s entire hook). No, it comes when McCarthy’s character is storming out of a police station yelling at various officers about what she wishes she could do to them. She falls to the last one and says (paraphrasing), “And I wish I could’ve fucked you!”. The camera pans over and it’s none other than Ben Falcone, Melissa McCarthy’s real-life husband. 

    That joke I’d say…

  • Twister

    Twister

    ★★★½

    Just watched this on USA Network.

    I loved this movie as a kid as I was and still am both completely fascinated and terrified by tornadoes even though I live in an area that might get a handful a year and those that do hit are generally extremely weak. I’ve seen Twister multiple times. Today was the first time I noticed...(and I’m sure there are think-pieces on this already)

    Why are there “bad guys” in this movie? Cary Elwes character’s…