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Favorite films

  • Saving Face
  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Fargo

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  • The Holdovers

    ★★★½

  • All Together Now

    ★★★

  • Adventure Time: Stakes

    ★★★★½

  • Madame Web

    ★★

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★★

    who would win: the literal devil and his army of psycho killers or a single high school lesbian obsessed with her gf? 

    Het Score: -10/10 (rip sarah fier. she died as she lived, for the pussy)

  • Kajillionaire

    Kajillionaire

    ★★★★★

    “wear more clothes you’re making everyone feel uncomfortable” has the same vibes as “get out of my school”

    Het Score: -10/10 (oh my god this shit is so gay. its even gayer upon rewatch. jesus christ the way melanie looks at old dolio is gonna make me pass out)

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  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★½

    bonding with your teacher over taking the same antidepressants 👍

    Het Score: 9/10 (rip that one who ended up shaving his head anyway 😔 you should’ve stayed strong king)

  • All Together Now

    All Together Now

    ★★★

    auli’i cravalho the absolute star that you are. perfectly decent movie. had some absolutely crazy needle drops tho lmao. 

    Het Score: 7/10 (i believe that jordan could be a lesbian. anyway this was straight but they were fine i guess 👍)

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  • Friends & Family Christmas

    Friends & Family Christmas

    ★★★★

    lesbians and fake dating and humberly gonzalez…. they know me so well. cute ass movie it had me giggling and kicking my feet. 

    Het Score: 0/10 (amelia was soooo down bad she’s literally so real i get her on a fundamental level)

  • Nimona

    Nimona

    ★★★★½

    outstanding adaptation of an outstanding graphic novel. so, so glad this didn’t end up getting scrapped. loved the animation style and of course nimona is my everything. glad i got to see this in theaters but can’t wait to rewatch once its out! 

    Het Score: 1/10 (love wins but +1 point for todd)