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  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The majority of these stars are purely for Vader's climactic final scene. Sweet Jesus! Never have I been so thrilled to see mass murder in my life!

    This scene was made all the better by the complete lack of Jedi / Smith involvement in Rogue One. It's nice to see Disney can make a Star Wars film without relying on these Lucas staples.

    However. There are some real flaws. It's difficult to create a set of new characters in a…

  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange


    Doctor Strange, terrible name aside (although I get that they're stuck with it), was really enjoyable to be honest. There was some way overdone CGI scenes, and Mads Mikkelson was horrendously underused, but overall I enjoyed it. Benedict Cumberbatch is basically Robert Downey Jr but with brain surgeon smarts and has an actually OK American accent. Jolly good fun for a couple of hours.