Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • The Batman
  • The Batman
  • The Batman

Recent activity

  • The Matrix Reloaded


  • The Matrix

  • 100% Beef

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi


Recent reviews

  • Heart Condition

    Heart Condition

    i don't know how, and i don't know when, but one day i will track down the original 35mm print of this film and host a restoration screening and personally invite denzel washington to come and explain himself

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Wonder Woman sympathizing with a child hostage after absolutely annihilating her kidnapper into literal dust is the level of tone deaf filmmaking we are dealing with here

Popular reviews

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie


    Once in a lifetime you'll come across a film that truly captures the history and cultural distinctions of the modern world the way a person can subjectively perceive it through our guided field of perspective. I have to admit, I had my doubts when I first learned of the movie. After all, a movie based on emojis? Those annoying things people send in texts? Come on, Sony. You’re really pushing it. How ignorant was I to even have these thoughts.…

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    This series is literally about a clinically insane man with the best luck and it’s the greatest thing