• Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★½

    "omg the ending of Babylon is so good" okay but did you see Mad God?

  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★★

    the cool beans scene killed my dad

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    ★★★★★

    nope this is still it

  • Epic Movie

    Epic Movie

    ½

    I feel like I had to watch this just based on the principle; like if you have to watch Citizen Kane you have to watch Epic Movie. At least that's how I'll defend my viewing choice. Honestly there's no excuse.

  • Encino Man

    Encino Man

    ★★★

    "The only thing you have ever cared about was nugs, chillin' and grindage."

    Perfectly harmless. Everything about the ending was insane. A nice appetizer to The Whale.

  • Sex, Lies, and Videotape

    Sex, Lies, and Videotape

    ★★★★

    Now THAT is what you call a directorial debut. Also confirms that I will watch just about anything Andie MacDowell is in.

  • The Laundromat

    The Laundromat

    ★★

    So many interesting ideas and dilemmas that just get squandered by the execution. I'm going to blame Netflix for the shit look though.

  • White Noise

    White Noise

    ★★★★

    I really enjoyed this. Watching it, I got the feeling that the there was maybe something lost in the translation; a message that gets muddied by its connection to the source material. However, what Baumbach goes for mostly works, and his dialogue actually felt suited for the monotony of everyone's existence in this film. I spent the first act in gleeful analysis of the films constant back and forth between the characters, trying desperately to decipher what was being sold…

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★½

    Marcel is kind of a savage

  • Bros

    Bros

    ★★★

    Flawed to say the least. Not all the jokes land, Eichner's dialogue is sometimes a little too heavy handed, editing is confusing, and there were so many times where the ADR actively took me out of the film it was so poorly done. However, what comes through is the passion everyone had in this project. And the story it tells about living with insecurity in a world filled with insecure people. I did not expect to laugh as much as…

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    i took a violent nap during it

  • A Christmas Story

    A Christmas Story

    ★★★★½

    this will sound a little silly to some, but i find it easy to forget just how good this film is. not only does it capture the feeling of being a spoiled, impatient brat at the holiday season, but it does it with such gusto and enthusiasm that you never feel like you're with strangers during the perfectly paced ninety minute runtime. i think over the years the marathons and references had diluted my feelings and appreciation, however this time…