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  • Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

    Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. 1990

    ★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2023

    The henchman who runs over Kabukiman looks exactly like Chris Pontius in a blonde wig.

  • Babylon

    Babylon 2022

    ★★ Watched 26 Jan 2023

    Significantly better than The Artist

    Significantly poorer than Singin’ In The Rain

  • The Last Blockbuster

    The Last Blockbuster 2020

    ★ Watched 19 Jan 2023

    60-Second Docs has a YouTube Short on this same topic.

    I recommend watching that and not this documentary which is one of the worst films I have ever seen.

  • Mickey: The Story of a Mouse

    Mickey: The Story of a Mouse 2022

    ★ Watched 12 Jan 2023

    From the editor of Hottie & the Nottie

  • Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood

    Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood 2022

    ★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2022

    I’ll take any excuse to remind people of this masterpiece of a song:

    youtu.be/BHIo6qwJarI

  • Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

    Attack of the 50 Foot Woman 1958

    ★★ Watched 23 Dec 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    After being declared dead, Nancy’s eyes twitch and she is shown to be breathing.

    Would a second take have really been that hard?

  • Movie Hoarders: From VHS to DVD and Beyond!

    Movie Hoarders: From VHS to DVD and Beyond! 2021

    ★ Watched 09 Dec 2022

    I could make this in a weekend using only YouTube-to-MP3-Convertor & Windows Movie Maker.

  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Apr 2020

    Watched with commentary* by John Carpenter, Debra Hill & Jamie-Lee Curtis

    *Rating is for the film (which I’ve previously seen), not the commentary.

  • Creed II

    Creed II 2018

    ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2018 1

    Rocky/Creed Ranked:


    I
    III
    Creed 2
    Creed
    IV
    V
    Balboa
    II

  • The Thing

    The Thing 1982

    ★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2018 1

    John Carpenter and boring opening credits: Name a more iconic duo

  • Rocky Balboa

    Rocky Balboa 2006

    ★★ Watched 03 Oct 2018 1

    Rocky Ranked:


    I
    III
    IV
    V
    Balboa
    II

  • Looney Tunes: Reality Check

    Looney Tunes: Reality Check 2003

    ★★ Watched 25 Dec 2017

    Please note: This rating is only for the "Toon Marooned" section.