Jack has written 16 reviews for films rated ★★★ during 2017.

  • Pineapple Express

    Pineapple Express


    Don’t disrespect Jeff Goldblum like that

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    A Charlie Brown Christmas


    Snoopy is the best no matter what teddi says

  • Scrooge



    that was one hell of a Christmas styled acid trip

  • The Night Before

    The Night Before


    Seth Rogen and James Franco would have the most powerful baby ever

  • A Muppet Family Christmas

    A Muppet Family Christmas


    This shit has a directors cut

  • Caddyshack



    I've never so badly wasted 2 hours

  • The Jungle Book

    The Jungle Book


    Mowgli turned into a dick by the end of this

  • New York Stories

    New York Stories


    While watching the only good part of this film, Oedipus Wrecks, i had a premonition. Woody Allen is undoubtedly Chicken Little.

  • Iron Man

    Iron Man


    Iron Man:
    Score: 3 out of 5
    Grade: C+

    "This will be your legacy"

    Thoughts: Soooo many fucking plot holes

  • Pitch Black Heist

    Pitch Black Heist


    Pitch Black Heist:
    Score: 3.5 out of 5
    Grade: B-

    "Got A Light"

    Thoughts: Cody Banks: Frankie Muniz

  • Muppet Treasure Island

    Muppet Treasure Island


    Muppet Treasure Island:
    Score: 3 out of 5
    Grade: C+

    "Politics Politics"

    Thoughts: This is the biggest impulse watch of my life. Pirates of the Caribbean is great. Its sad that this isn't an April Fools joke and I truly watched this.

  • Unlawful Killing

    Unlawful Killing


    Unlawful Killing:
    Score: 3 out of 5
    Grade: C

    "Who Judges The Judges"

    Thoughts: This documentary takes an extremely interesting topic and makes a sloppy plea for a conspiracy. Some of its points hit yet its editing choices and practicually everything else ruin its point. A stunning topic of conspiracry which certainly could've been covered better.