joaquin "the 3.5 stars guy" zanzio

joaquin "the 3.5 stars guy" zanzio

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Interstellar
  • Se7en

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  • Stalker

    ★★★★½

  • Sick

    ★★★

  • The Stepfather

    ★★★½

  • Dual

    ★★★

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  • Stalker

    Stalker

    ★★★★½

    just 3 bros hanging out and going camping for shits and giggles (gone philosophical!!!)

  • The Stepfather

    The Stepfather

    ★★★½

    effective on it's simple and straightforward prescence. "the stepfather" is a mild mannered and low brow thriller that still has quite a bit of genius in it if you can get past the inherent predicitability of the story it's showcasing.
    it feels more like a character study for our creepy psychopathic antagonist (played by my beloved terry o' quinn who nailed all of his scenes), like a slasher, but one that shares the point of view with the killer itself,…

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  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street

    ★★★★½

    "i'm one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown"

  • Don Jon

    Don Jon

    ★★★½

    the guy that said that scarlet johansson was a 7/10 was scarier than joseph gordon-levitt's accent