baby, you are gonna miss that plane.

i’m a writer and an idiot, so i tell you this with supreme confidence: every movie is four stars!

Favorite films

  • Frances Ha
  • North by Northwest
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Before Sunset

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Pinned reviews

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


    i used to be terrified of returning any affection from people who i thought were romantically interested in me, even if i liked them, because i would flash through my brain the inevitable stakes of getting involved, the unwillingness to potentially cause harm and heartbreak, always deciding that the easiest path forward was always no path at all. this movie ended and i thought it was so sweet, the assertion that even if it's doomed it's still worth it, even…

  • Spencer



    i ate a hot dog at the theater! but i digress…

    made me reflect very morosely on the microscope of fame and the weight of imperialism and what a death sentence aspiring to embody beauty is. exhausting to see our central character drawn only as a tragic victim for 90% of her screen time, something alleviated only by becoming an object of desire to her handmaid who sees her too through a pane of glass. how is this movie and…

Recent reviews

  • Jonas Brothers Family Roast

    Jonas Brothers Family Roast

    capped off noirvember by putting this on with my friend eric while we talked over it. eric would say things like “wait, the Jonas brothers have a sister?” and i would say things like “no, that’s Kevin’s wife.” we both agreed that nick has the most charisma but he’s still not doing the people who wrote his jokes any favors.

  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby


    being 22 can be very profound

Popular reviews

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    kiki’s a country witch who re-pots herself in a bustling metropolis. so many beautiful themes and truths of life woven across this gorgeously wrought story. reminds me that living is putting yourself out there, and home is where you make it, even when it’s cold and miserable. people pick each other up because they’ve been low before. so much of pushing yourself across the threshold is learning what puts the wind in your sails. very very nice. 

    people may say it’s slight, but also isn’t life? broad swaths of my life have been just about finding my footing, and i can’t even fly.

  • Hairspray



    this is what glee thinks it is