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Joseph has written 11 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • The Pleasure of Being Robbed

    The Pleasure of Being Robbed


    it definitely feels like a first film, but it mostly works in its favor. there’s a rawness and fierce sense of independent artistry here that you just don’t really get with higher-budget work. Josh Safdie is also adorable in it.

    For the curious, the distractions of life, the heart broken, & anyone who’s had the pleasure of being robbed. 

  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

    Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol


    silly and messy, but goddamn, that Burj Khalifa sequence is the peak of the franchise and has to be in the running for best stunt sequence in action cinema.

  • Kill the Messenger

    Kill the Messenger


    “American kids did die, and they’re still dying. Just not the ones you care about, apparently.”

    competent. engages in important and overlooked modern history and gets the point across. but it feels undercooked and stale. and good lord I hate Jeremy Renner.

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower


    this film is relatable because I too felt a sense of infinite euphoria upon first hearing David Bowie’s “Heroes”

  • Garden State

    Garden State


    kinda mixed between genuinely really enjoying this and also finding it really pretty obnoxious. soundtrack slaps though

  • Unicorn Store

    Unicorn Store


    This wasnt very good but it was still actually really cute and heartwarming and Brie Larson is adorable and I’ll physically fight anyone who talks shit on her >:(

  • Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein


    And that’s how I got into Juilliard.”

    I don’t know what the hell this is or why it exists I just know I want David Harbour to be my dad

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    I am one with the force, and the force is with me.”

    3 stars for the 3rd act, none for the rest which was actual hot garbage

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises


    Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but BLINDING.”

    Nolan’s worst film ???

  • Pacific Rim

    Pacific Rim


    The dumbest, loudest, most obnoxious, cheesiest, most insufferable film Guillermo del Toro has ever made... and I love him for it

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service


    I know it’s bad but I love it leave me alone