Joe Begos

Channel 83 Films

flicks include:


Favorite films

  • The Terminator
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • First Blood
  • Videodrome

Recent activity

  • 65

  • Scream VI

  • JFK


  • Irreversible


Recent reviews

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    Convenience store shootout where Ghostface sports a pump action shotgun soon followed by a seemingly JUDGMENT NIGHT inspired set piece certainly had me amped as fuck

  • JFK



    Imagine this and T2 released theatrically within months of each other

Popular reviews

  • Kids vs. Aliens

    Kids vs. Aliens

    Glad the world finally gets to see Eiseners' caffeine fueled fever dream of a childhood weekend as I(and clearly many others) remember it.

    Having an up all night sleepover while you watch fire in the sky and unsolved mysteries that bleed into the next afternoon of making alien movies in your backyard while simultaneously having backyard wrestling matches and random halloween parties and colored lights and blood and lakes and forests and fog and....

    Fuck it. if that doesn't sell you I don't know what will so just go watch it and support cool indie horror movies motherfuckers!

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre


    Unhinged performances from McConaughey(sporting a BIO-MECHANICAL FUCKING LEG) and Bobby Jacks as Leatherface, a third act that bubbles and boils to PURE FUCKING CHAOS, and Kim Henkel’s complete inability to write human beings are all things that are helping this installment slowly rise in the franchise rankings for me. I implore anyone with an inkling of a doubt to pour a double and revisit immediately.