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    Fritz Lang, Ranked. This was the 2004 restoration, at 143 minutes.

    Opium addicts! Wily seductresses! Exotic nightclubs! Secret treaties! Train crashes! Car chases! Exploding bombs! It’s another lavish Ufa production of a Fritz Lang epic, again centered around an all-powerful supervillain. There is lots and lots of cool stuff in there, but I wouldn’t put it among my favorite Lang for a number of reasons. First, it’s not coherent enough for a film of this length. Second, there’s a very…

  • The Little Stranger

    The Little Stranger


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I went into it with a good attitude, but the slow pace wore me down. There may have been an interesting idea in there somewhere, but I’m not sure it all added up in the end. For example, if the point is that Dr. Faraday himself is behind all the spooking, how does the dog attack fit in? And how did the fire in Rod’s room come to happen? Was that Faraday too, somehow? And if it was (telekinetically, I…

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