• The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy

    ★★★★½

    This was a nightmare. A truly haunting terror.

  • Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

    Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

    ★★

    This movie is a classic. A shitty classic, but a classic nonetheless. Everything about it suggests that this movie is horrible, from its unfunny jokes to its stupid story. However, this movie is triumphant as a comedy for its concept alone. As dumb as this movie is, they didn't mess it up when making it. So even though I'm only giving this movie 2 stars, I recommend it. It's sometimes really unfunny but other times really funny. I never want to watch this movie again.

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory

    ½

    The plot of this movie begins when Dory, distraught about missing her parents, asks Marlin for help getting to them. Marlin replies "I know a guy" and it cuts to them riding the jet stream with the turtles from Finding Nemo.

    This is my biggest problem with this movie. The magic of finding the turtles is completely gone, and it only feels like they needed an excuse to move the plot along instead of taking you step by step on a journey like they'd done before. It felt like Finding Nemo but without the adventure.

    I rewatched this bad movie in Spanish

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    ★★

    Terrible! But not bad. It works miserably as a batman movie, but it's still got some 90s nostalgic magic and makes me yearn for a time when movies could revel in such campy delights.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I didn't know anything about this movie before I saw it, which is the best way to experience something like this. Go watch this movie

  • Delgo

    Delgo

    I've tried to watch this movie 3 times and have never finished it.

  • Toy Story 4
  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Compared to BB and BCS, this doesn't even come close. All the ingredients are there, but the stakes are much lowered. There is very little going on in this epilogue, almost nothing progresses in the story. It begins and ends the same way. The whole thing feels like a reference to breaking bad and nothing more. Characters are brought back for cameos, sets are rebuilt for flashbacks which take up 2/3 of the movie. There's a gratuitous scene that I hated that goes nowhere. This movie felt as pointless as every other Netflix revival.

  • Stuart Little

    Stuart Little

    I watched the last ten minutes of this movie

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    ★★★★★

    This movie had me on edge the entire time. I never got bored of watching it, and it was long. Remarkable. Watch this funny scary movie