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Siegel™ ★★½ 345
Five ladies walked into the showing late and spent a few minutes continually changing their seats and whispering loudly to each other. They finally got settled in, and then this…
Logan Kenny ★★★★ 11
I just got Emma Stoned and Cruella de Pilled
so fucking stupid so fucking dumb but i had an obligation to a fellow girlboss to watch her movie even in spite of my ongoing disney boycott which resumes as…
jonni ★★★★ 3
Picture of me angrily grasping a cup of water wearing a shirt that says Id Rather Be Watching Elmo in Grouchland
amaya ★★ 8
must a movie be good? is it not enough to see hot characters struggle internally?
Jake Cole ½ 10
Don't let Jar-Jar Lloyd fever cloud your mind; this is the worst Star Wars in a walk. It's every bit the simpleton kids tale as the first, but now it's…
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