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  • Orbiter 9

    Orbiter 9


    Watched the first 30 minutes one night, and woke up super excited to watch the rest of this super-engaging space drama...kind of wish I’d never turned it back on.

    In the filmmakers’ defense though, it’s always a lot easier to start a good sci-fi than to finish one.

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    Spiderman: Gee Mr. Stark, you have the driest wit and the most off-putting facial hair in all the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

    Dr. Strange: Allow me to introduce myself...

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    I can't think of a better cautionary tale about the dangers of huffing paint.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I guess they really should have pumped the breaks on that whole Ewok party.

    So no one really bothered to go disarm the Empire? Or move into somewhere that doesn't resemble a bunker? Or make any noticeable progress in 30 years?

    No? Okay...

    Despite all the thought, care, and money that went into this, there is one huge example of laziness that really messed up the whole experience for me. In order to make sure the good guys are always…