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  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit


    Taika Waititi makes the best film of Wes Anderson’s career.

    Which is impressive not even accounting for the fact that he did it dressed as Hitler.

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman


    Dad review: "I didn't need to watch a three and a half hour movie to figure out that Jimmy Hoffa's still dead."

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  • Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

    Honey, I Shrunk the Kids


    The fact that Big Russ isn't played by a mid-career Charles Grodin is a loss for us all.

  • Billy Madison

    Billy Madison


    Wow, this movie is 26 years old, which not coincidentally, is the same number of years I’ve had the shampoo/conditioner debate pop into my head every time I shower.

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  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra


    These are my least favorite kind of bad movies--the ones that *seem* like good movies. They think if they get an actor we've heard of and surround him by sage-seeming old guys, a teary-eyed woman, throw in a lifeless color palette, and aggressively-dramatic score, that we'll all *feel* like we're watching a good movie. And then, for good measure, have...everyone...talk...so...slowly...so it seems like they...have...something...important...to...say.

    It's a little insulting.

    If you strip it down to its plot, this is basically the…

  • GoldenEye



    Surprisingly faithful to the original game.