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  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back

    ★★★★★

    I know.

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    Not many movies can be at once the biggest blockbuster of their era while containing enough campy fun and Goldblum pecks to make it a cult classic.

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★½

    I can't think of a better cautionary tale about the dangers of huffing paint.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I guess they really should have pumped the breaks on that whole Ewok party.

    So no one really bothered to go disarm the Empire? Or move into somewhere that doesn't resemble a bunker? Or make any noticeable progress in 30 years?

    No? Okay...

    Despite all the thought, care, and money that went into this, there is one huge example of laziness that really messed up the whole experience for me. In order to make sure the good guys are always…