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Miracle 2004
OC: “You know what, Cawxie, lemme ask you a question, whydya want to play cawllege hawkey?”
Coxie: “Isn't it obvious? For the gurls.”
OC: “I'm serious, Cawxie, whydya want to play cawllege hawkey?”
Coxie: “'Cause I love to play hawkey. I wanna go to the NHL just like everybody does.”
OC: “Well, I wanned to win a National Championship. That pansy ova there cheap-shawts me. I get tossed oudda tha game. He steals the ring right offa my finga? Howouldyou…
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On the Rocks 2020
Man, I kind of hated this. It started off by making hanging out with Bill Murray somehow not that fun and just got less and less fun until we get to the final fight in which nothing is learned and Bill Murray literally admits he's not having any fun. Instead of like "sorry for being a shitty dad." So it just didn't succeed in either being fun or profound. And I feel like it was trying to hit both.
Also, if I wanted to listen to long, rambling stories or see waitresses be uncomfortable, I can hang out with my own dad.
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Hugo 2011
Yep...that's basically how bitter working in the film industry will make you.
To the point where only the most earnest and adorable blue-eyed orphan risking life and limb running through enchanting train stations could ever bring your love for it.
Who am I kidding? I love everything about movies and cried like 15 times during this.
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Jojo Rabbit 2019
Taika Waititi makes the best film of Wes Anderson’s career while dressed as Hitler. Which I assume makes just about anything more difficult.