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  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok


    Mark my words, Waititi & Hemsworth will be this generation's Ford & Wayne!

    No? Scott & Crowe?

    Okay...Tony Scott & Cruise? Yeah...somewhere in there.

  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange


    Now that superhero movies have become so pervasive that they've begun deciding themselves into sub-genres, this one would be medical drama.

    House M.D. with super powers?

    ...anyway, it was ok.

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    I can't think of a better cautionary tale about the dangers of huffing paint.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I guess they really should have pumped the breaks on that whole Ewok party.

    So no one really bothered to go disarm the Empire? Or move into somewhere that doesn't resemble a bunker? Or make any noticeable progress in 30 years?

    No? Okay...

    Despite all the thought, care, and money that went into this, there is one huge example of laziness that really messed up the whole experience for me. In order to make sure the good guys are always…