my top 4 is a lie because lord of the rings is my absolute fave and i have the tattoo to prove it

Favorite films

  • Persona
  • The Handmaiden
  • Chungking Express
  • Titanic

Recent activity

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Edge of Tomorrow


  • Sherpa


Recent reviews

  • Troy



    funniest thing in the world is people trying to justify how heterosexual this is by saying that "homer never explicitly said patroclus and achilles fucked".

    bro i have an MA in classics. if the founder of the platonist school of western philosophy manages to write a 700 word treatise that is literally just top/bottom discourse, i get to roll my eyes and curse the heavens at "this is patroclus, my cousin"

  • All the President's Men

    All the President's Men


    me, a person who can't even remember my own grandma's name, watching this movie: 👁 👄 👁

Popular reviews

  • 27 Dresses

    27 Dresses


    i recognise that this movie is objectively a piece of shit but, like, have you seen james marsden's smile? his eyes? his dumb ass 2008 hairdo? lord knows i'd smash

  • Gattaca



    ethan hawke telling the audience that there is no racism bc "genes is the only thing that matters" in a film with 98.8% white characters who look so similar that the police weren't able to find a suspect even with a photo is one of the most unintentionally hilarious thing i've witnessed in 90s sci-fi