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  • Skyscraper

    Skyscraper

    ½

    I should've ended my film watching with Evasive Action... Genuinely wasn't expecting to hate this so much. I thought at the VERY least it'd deliver a chuckle or two.

    Bag of shite.

  • Evasive Action

    Evasive Action

    ★★★★

    I'm honestly struggling not to give this five stars! I really want to but it's just... well it is bad. Jesus H Corbett though Evasive Action is WELL worth watching!

    Both a rip off and a sequel to Con Air... seriously, unless I misheard horribly, I'm pretty certain they reference the end of Con Air during the scene where the prisoners are being taken from the bus to the train.

    Roy Scheider is great as John Malcovich! The entire thing…

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  • True Romance

    True Romance

    ★★★★★

    How... Has this film not been in my life until now.

    I think that, not only is this Tarantino's best work, but lets not forget Tony Scott brought Tarantino's script alive so well... That I just can't believe it. I'm actually really upset that I haven't seen this until now.

    Id love to word exactly why this film is so great, but I really just want to sit in the dark, listen to the BEAUTIFUL Hans Zimmer score, and think…

  • The Satanic Rites of Dracula

    The Satanic Rites of Dracula

    ★★★★

    Tonight... for the first time in my LIFE, I watched The Satanic Rites Of Dracula as it was intended to be seen. On blu ray.

    Well not quite how it was intended. The cinema is closer... but as close to how it was intended to be seen as possible!

    I'm upping my rating to a solid four stars because something about a more solid image really pronounces the feel the film is going for. And to be honest... this seems…