2020: Reviews in Haikus

Every 2020 movie I watched, reviewed in haiku form.

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  • 365 Days
  • All the Bright Places
  • All the Freckles in the World
  • Artemis Fowl
  • Bad Boys for Life
  • Bad Education
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Coffee & Kareem
  • Da 5 Bloods
  • Desperados
  • Dolittle
  • Downhill
  • Emma.
  • Extraction
  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
  • Fantasy Island
  • The Half of It
  • The High Note
  • Horse Girl
  • How to Build a Girl
  • Impractical Jokers: The Movie
  • The Invisible Man
  • The King of Staten Island
  • Like a Boss
  • The Lovebirds
  • Miss Juneteenth
  • My Spy
  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always
  • The Rhythm Section
  • Scoob!
  • Shirley
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Spenser Confidential
  • Tone-Deaf
  • Trolls World Tour
  • Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy vs. the Reverend
  • Under the Riccione Sun
  • A Whisker Away
  • The Wrong Missy
  • The Old Guard
  • Minari
  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things
  • Mulan
  • Irresistible
  • Palm Springs
  • The Kissing Booth 2
  • Shithouse