Joseph

Lover of film, but Horror is the genre that possesses my soul.

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  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

    I don’t like how this is presented in an exploitative true crime way, but it’s successful in being entirely infuriating. We all owe Britney more than just an apology.

    We also need to seriously upend this whole entire country’s view on mental health and how it’s dealt with, or rather not really dealt with.

  • Wrong Turn

    Wrong Turn

    ★★★

    A solid brutal, albeit very familiar, first half unfortunately loses itself after a midpoint twist that ends up removing itself from the Wrong Turn franchise. While this film definitely does try to set itself apart as a reboot with the same general premise, I can’t help but wonder why this needed to bear the “Wrong Turn” name at all.  

    Not that this franchise was considered a royal gem of the horror genre, but it at least always knew exactly…

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  • Midnight Kiss

    Midnight Kiss

    ★★★½

    First, I would just like to say I hate Hulu because it decided to intercut a commercial right in the middle of a kill and as one of the gays was getting killed it cut to a Kermit the Frog commercial 😭

    Second, I would like to say bless this movie for being unapologetically gay and giving us a plethora of ass shots and a super brief but exciting shot of a peen!!!

    Third, the reference to Lady Gaga’s iconic…

  • The Witches

    The Witches

    ★★★★

    Angelica Houston serving witch looks and wanting to kill children and pushing baby carriages down a hill?!? She is a gay icon there’s no doubt about it.