Favorite films

  • The Hours
  • Mermaids
  • JFK
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Recent activity

  • The Rock


  • A Haunting in Venice


  • BlackBerry


  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie


Recent reviews

  • The Rock

    The Rock


    Sean Connery's near-complete disinterest is met by Nicolas Cage doing the absolute most in one of Hollywood's great take-the-average star duo performances.

    You forget just how much of this film's climax involves Cage running around with two strands of giant anal beads.

    You also forget the part where John Spencer just casually mentions that Connery's character knows the truth about the aliens at Roswell and who really killed JFK.

    Vanessa Marcil filming this movie at the same time that Brenda…

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice


    Sue me, I thought Tina Fey was good.

Popular reviews

  • Aftersun



    We as a culture MUST let Paul Mescal dance.

  • Fire of Love

    Fire of Love


    The Life Volcanic with Steve Zissou