Karsten Runquist ★★★★ 24
Let me get this straight. NONE of you were gonna tell me there was a movie where Willem Dafoe spanks Johnny Depp’s ass and goes “It’s beddy-bye time” ???
Cham ★★★½ 2
Second film I’m watching tonight to honor the late, great John Saxon. And another film I hadn’t seen before. This was a better choice than Hands of Steel as Saxon is…
Paul Anthony Johnson ★★½
Schlubby American men who drink too much and the beautiful French girls who love them. A movie that dares to beg the question: why don't women just invent a time…
Coolnilk ★★★½ 5
Living up to its harsh reputation by many now that I had the guts to finally tackle one of the most controversial movies in cinematic history, Cannibal Holocaust without question…
Lil Nicky ★★★★★
I will defend the Wayan's brothers to the bitter end.
If anyone wants to challenge their honor, I will meet you behind a Carl's Jr. (of your choosing) to duel…
Lil Nicky ★★★★½
I’m about to f around and make a musical about the life of revolutionary war hero Casimir Pulaski starring only mumble rappers. Ben Franklin is going to be played by…
Steven Mannino ½ 3
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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